I just made out with a guy for $7.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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