If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Say something about gay babies.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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