I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Randomize
