Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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