You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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