There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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