Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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