Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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