Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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