so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just had sex on a roof
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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