Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
