Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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