Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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