OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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