I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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