U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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