My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
this hospital has no fireball
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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