4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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