She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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