they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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