I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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