So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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