I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off