I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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