Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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