ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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