We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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