One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
my poor anus
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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