This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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