I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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