yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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