We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
