guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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