I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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