Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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