Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Swine flu is the new snow day.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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