OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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