Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.