One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
honey bunches of taint.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor