i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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