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• (440): View more from Ohio

  if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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  RUDE.

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  I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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  outsmarted mickey deeeees

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?

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  no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?

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  he wasn't. neither were you.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.

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• (310): View more from California

  I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for caring about my cervix.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.

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• (845): View more from New York

  All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.

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