She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..