even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo