Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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