im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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