she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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