just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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