Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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