No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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