So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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