This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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