you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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