It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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