Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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