GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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