i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm too high and old for this...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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