ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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