two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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